Monday, July 25, 2005

Fun With Euphemisms!


Sexual Euphemisms can be a fun way to wow your friends, but often give too much away. How much about your sex life do you really want people to know anyway? So here's a helpful exercise that will enable you to make your own vibrant and mystifying sexual euphemisms on the fly.

Step 1- Take an action verb
Step 2- Choose a country of origin
Step 3- Pick an animal
Step 4- Finish up with a type of junk food

Just follow these steps and you'll be able to say with pride, "Hey, I had a wild one last night. Took her home and gave her 'Flying Mexican Donkey Milkshake' before she told me her name."

7 Band Names That Would Be Impossible To Book


(published by McSweeney's)
1. No Event Scheduled
2. Open Date
3. Cancelled Due to Fire
4. Postponed
5. All Ages w/ No Cover
6. Renovating
7. Private Party