Monday, July 25, 2005
Sexual Euphemisms can be a fun way to wow your friends, but often give too much away. How much about your sex life do you really want people to know anyway? So here's a helpful exercise that will enable you to make your own vibrant and mystifying sexual euphemisms on the fly.
Step 1- Take an action verb
Step 2- Choose a country of origin
Step 3- Pick an animal
Step 4- Finish up with a type of junk food
Just follow these steps and you'll be able to say with pride, "Hey, I had a wild one last night. Took her home and gave her 'Flying Mexican Donkey Milkshake' before she told me her name."